olhaseila | The Road Trip meme

{The Road Trip Meme!!}

It's that time of the year again! You decided to take a road trip!
Either to your friends, relative, or perhaps an event,
but oh, my goodness, what will happen along the way?
• Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.
• Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most.
• Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG, mix and match, or just wing it!
• Enjoy!

Situations:

1. BREAK DOWN

Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?2. TRUCK STOP

You've stopped at a gas station. They're out of gas, snacks and the bathrooms are out of order. Wat do. (Zombie attack optional.)3. HITCHHIKERS?

Is this even a good idea? Why is their backpack leaking suspicious substances? Go wild.4. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT?

Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... or I think that was a deer.5. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!

Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back.6. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK!

No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.7. THE GREAT ESCAPE

Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.8. MAKE OUT~

You're now parked in one of the make-out points in this town. Did you know? Well, that's up to you, as is what you do next.9. WE'RE SO LOST

The map blew away when you were stupid enough to open the windows earlier. You know that old stereotype about how men never ask for directions but women will? Time to see if you're going to prove it right or not. Try not to fight over it too much, driving partners.10. BUT OFFICER...

Those flashing lights in your rearview mirror? Definitely not just for decoration.
Relationship (optional):

1. BUSINESS PARTNERS: The jet was undergoing some heavy repairs, so you have to drive to that big meeting.

2. BFFS/ROOMIES: On your last hurrah before you join the 'real world.'

3. COUPLE: You're a young couple on a trip! Hope this doesn't ruin your relationship.

4. SIBLINGS: Whether this is a trip to reconnect or to fix things or to just deepen your bond as epic sibs is up to you.

5. PARENT & CHILD: It's like a family vacation for the two of you. try not to get on each other's nerves too much?

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[He chuckles at that despite himself.] I'll bet you have.

You shouldn't make bets when there's a clear outcome. Its tacky.

You would know, I guess.

[His eyebrows snap up in enquiry.] Are you saying I'm tacky?

I meant more that you've lived long enough to really see tacky and know it well, but if the shoe fits...

I'm gonna take that shoe and shove it up your ass. [Because wow he wasn't tacky at all. He was the complete opposite of tacky; chic, if you will.]

Now how are you going to do that with a metaphorical shoe?

I'll take my real shoe off, shove it up your ass, then tell everyone it was a metaphor.

[He's just cackling at that.] Ok John Green, you go ahead.

[Damon just raises an eyebrow.] You can read? [He would've just as easily attacked the werewolf's knowledge of pop culture but this route was funnier.]

[He raises his eyebrows as he smirks at Damon's joke.] And not just English.

[Damon raises both eyebrows then in actual shock.] Wait, what?

[Derek just smirks at Damon's shock before speaking again, doing it slowly and making sure to enunciate the words.] I can speak more languages than just English.

[Colour Damon impressed.] And there I was thinking all you werewolves were stupid angry cavemen. [Read: Tyler and Mason Lockwood.]

Surprise. It's a hot intelligent guy.

Even bigger surprise that its a hot intelligent werewolf. [Cackling forever.]

Careful not to let your brain be blown away.

I think we've already gone past that.

So you're sure I can't surprise you some more, are you?

I mean you probably can... [Because he was still unaware of a lot of the things there was to know about Derek.]

[He chuckles.] Smart vampire.

[He narrows his eyes slightly at that.] Now now let's not go lauding that whole smart thing over anyone else.

[He raises an eyebrow at Damon.] Should I assume you're the dumb one, then?

I will literally tear your brain out of your skull and then we can debate intelligence.

Excessive.

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