Open Texting Post

[rmarques]

Open to TFLN, sexting, drunk texting and general texting needs!

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ended up with multiple choices because I couldn't decide on just one.

[ikeboktkr]

1. Remember the guy I went home with last night? He forgot a shirt here and didn't leave me anything to contact him with. I'm keeping it.

2. Do you have Pokemon Go yet?

3.



That's the picture I'm sending everyone that tells me hedgehogs aren't cute pets.

3., because how could I not?

[ex_psionic439]

Awwww, look at that little hand. He even waves.
Wait, when did I tell you that hedgehogs didn't make cute pets?

for whoever??? idk this one's for the gay shit

[goodlookingship]

Okay so like completely hypothetically, if I were to, for example, buy a small animal, smuggle it onto my ship, lose it, find it, lose it again, find it while narrowly avoiding the captain seeing it literally solely because she can't see anything, then take it off the ship and hide it in your room until I can figure out what to do about it

What would happen.

[blacktheheart]

... what did you hide in my room?

for marek

[burnthewicked]

1. I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend

2. His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.

3. You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN

1

[blacktheheart]

Rough sex or did you run into that girl with the rottweiler from your roller derby days again?

[regungslos]

92%
Its a good day.

[stillafoxalwaysafox]

What'd I do?

beta

[blacksheepwolf]

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Well...
I'm going to Hawaii. I want you to meet me there.

[ex_boning176]

I'm not sure I can pull off the shorts and sandals look the way you can.

greenarrow

[40kayear]

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That depends.
Have you been behaving?

[theterminator]

I plead the fifth.

beta

[blacksheepwolf]

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What, not much of a Disney kid growing up?

prick

[inurpersonalspace]

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I'd say it's shallow enough to barely even be a thing.

rapax

[inurpersonalspace]

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Oh, you're concerned with being a good uncle now?

[rapax]

I'm always concerned with being a good uncle to my favorite, beloved nephew.

bondbreaker

[blacksheepwolf]

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Thanks, I thought so too.

I mean, I'm not in bed, but sure, if you want to go the full nine yards!

[bondbreaker]

Wait where the hell are you?

predatoryspecies

[itsamouthful]

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Well, you went home with Stefan, so for all I know you might have gone off to take care of that later. Ask him.

[predatoryspecies]

Stefan isn't feeling very communicative right now.

willinglychanged

[whynotgoonmyown]

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That makes two of us, honestly. I don't know how I pulled that off.

[willinglychanged]

I'd say magic but idk any burrito witches.

stoleaheart

[kitsunenomusume]

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I... Actually agree. Not for the same reasons as you, but...

[stoleaheart]

Hah. See I'm not always wrong.

[miroku]

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Ah, it's that anual dump. That explains it.

[bondbreaker]

Totally.
So what're you doing? I figure I'll be here for another twenty at least so you'll need to entertain me.

[miroku]

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Well look at you, getting all bold!
Are you always like that when something hurts, or is it just for me?

[ofthefive]

A little of both maybe.
I mean we all go through a lotta pain and I'm not any more horny than a normal teenage guy.
What can I say... you're just the first thing that popped into my head this morning.

>attractiva

[notachaebol]

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Oooh, there's a hot instructor? 👯

Plans for the day settled, then, let's get ourselves some pizza and ice cream!! 🙌🙌

[attractiva]

you want to come to my apartment?
alex is out, but he'll probably be back later.